I know that I loved you for a long time, but I've moved on. Please quit trying to get back into my life.
I'm so sorry that I misunderstood you for so long. You are wonderful and I love you. Your size, shape, and color just make me happy. You are so fun I could just eat you up. Be mine.
I know daddy hates you (and maybe that is why I am so enthralled with you - maybe I'm a rebel). Let's keep our affair alive with or without daddy's blessing! Mom thinks we make a great couple.
Meet you for lunch,