Love Letters from the Bambino

Dear Carrots:

I know that I loved you for a long time, but I've moved on.  Please quit trying to get back into my life.

Regretfully,

the Bambino

Darling Peas:

I'm so sorry that I misunderstood you for so long.  You are wonderful and I love you.  Your size, shape, and color just make me happy.  You are so fun I could just eat you up.  Be mine.

Yours truly,

the Bambino

Lima Beans,

I know daddy hates you (and maybe that is why I am so enthralled with you - maybe I'm a rebel). Let's keep our affair alive with or without daddy's blessing!  Mom thinks we make a great couple.

Meet  you for lunch,

the Bambino